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We’re here for all of it—whether your soap melted in your truck or you just want to tell us how majestic your armpits smell now. Was your bar too exfoliating? Did it awaken a primal urge to chop wood shirtless?

We’re all about scrubbing filth, not flirting. But if you need support, bulk orders, or help getting the funk out of your pits (or life), we’re ready to help. Just don’t ask us for bubble bath tips. We’re not that kind of company.

Whatever the case, tell us about it here—we love complaints almost as much as compliments (because both mean you're using our soap). We can't promise instant replies, but we do promise to read every message while eating something we probably shouldn't. Hit us up and help us pretend we’re a real grown-up company.